Hi! My name is Cleto Rodriguez, and I am a snuggly, 5′ 9″ comic who enjoys breaking out my interpretive moves on the dance floor. Call me crazy, but I love to hang out with family and friends 24/7. A few of my favorite things: the color blue, singing in the shower, cookie dough ice cream, and making people smile. Yes, many people tell me that I look like George Clooney, but I really think that I look like Mario Lopez.
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People always ask me, “Oye Cleto, where is your favorite place to perform comedy?” My answer is simple: anywhere, anytime. I’ve been performing nationwide in comedy clubs, conferences, corporations, colleges, churches…even at the beach, dude ranches, or at my Mama’s Thanksgiving table. You name it, I’ll bring it.
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I love to entertain people in a variety of ways. A passion of mine is using television to reach people. In 2008, I hosted “The Cleto Show” on KABB Fox San Antonio. I interviewed many stars and showcased authentic landmarks around San Antonio.
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