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Born and raised in San Antonio, Texas, Cleto Rodriguez is living his lifelong dream of being an elite stand-up comedian.
Cleto performs nationwide in comedy clubs, corporations, colleges and churches. He’s the feature reporter on News 4 WOAI’s morning segment “Where’s Cleto?” in San Antonio and also appears on the late morning lifestyle show “San Antonio Living”. Check out the videos!
Cleto was chosen as the comedian for the 2008 Promise Keepers events in seven U.S. cities.
Cleto connects with audiences from all backgrounds by relating his everyday life experiences. Everything is fair game, from marriage to the challenges of dieting. His comedy is high-energy, observational and hilarious with a brilliant Latino twist.
With more than a dozen years performing comedy, Cleto has worked with comedians George Lopez, Carlos Mencia, Wayne Brady and Brett Butler. 
He has strong San Antonio roots going back to his grandfather, San Antonio native Cleto Rodriguez I, who was one of Texas’ first Congressional Medal of Honor winners. Cleto also contributes his time and talents to the community by helping raise money for disadvantaged youth and the homeless.
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Cleto Rodriguez has opened for:

On stage or in front of the camera, Cleto has been all over!

Tours

  • Ultimate Comedy Tour
  • Laugh All Night Comedy Tour
  • Promise Keepers Tour
  • Laughaluja Tour
  • Que Locos Comedy Tour
  • Loco Comedy Jam Tour
  • Cadillac’s Of Comedy Tour
  • Canada’s Comedy Tour
  • Texas Comedy Tour
  • Television Appearances

    • Host Of “The Cleto Show” On KABB Fox
    • Galavation’s Que Locos
    • Si TV’s Funny Is Funny
    • American Life Network LOL
  • Mun2 Loco Comedy Jam
  • Ole TV
  • La TV
  • Great Day SA
  • The Living Show
  • The Morning Show On Fox
  • Sky Angel
  • Showtime’s Latino Laugh Festival
  • BET Comic View
  • Radio

    • Univision Radio
    • XM Radio

    Movies

  • Even Hand
  • Theatre

  • Mariachi Mitzvah
  • Skits O Frenia
  • Internet

  • Internet Host Of “Late Night With Cleto Rodriguez
  • Comedy Clubs

  • The Comedy Zone – Beaumont
  • The Comedy Showcase – Houston
  • Sparkling City – Corpus Christi
  • Comedy Stop – Las Vegas
  • The Laff Stop – Houston
  • Captital City – Austin
  • The Laugh Spot – Houston

  • Cleto has performed at:

    Corporations

    • Sea World
    • San Antonio Police Dept
    • H.E.B.
    • Cosmetic Dental
    • USAA
  • Harcourt Assessment
  • Rio Grande Electric
  • Southwest Mental Health Cntr
  • Univision
  • Latin Fusion
  • Texas Migrant Council
  • Hispanic Chamber Of Commerce SA
  • Bow Tech
  • Associated Feed
  • Alpha Testing Inc
  • Dr Horton
  • Allstate Insurance
  • Eagle Valley Homes
  • Excel Energy
  • Associates Of Realtor
  • Global Scape
  • Conferences

    • Promise Keepers
    • Fresno
    • Charleston
  • Dallas
  • Ft Lauderdale
  • Atlanta
  • Baptists General Conventions
  • Overseas Council Conference
  • Wounded Warriors
  • Northwest Ministry Conference
  • Clean Comedians Association
  • SAMM Conference
  • US Conf Of Mennonite Brethren
  • Colleges/Universities:

    • Trinity University San Antonio
    • University Of Miami – Miami
    • UT San Antonio – San Antonio
    • Southern Methodist Univ – Dallas
  • University Of Texas – Austin
  • University Of Texas – Edinburg
  • University Of Houston – Houston
  • Liberty University – Lynchburg
  • Laredo State University – Laredo
  • Lady Of The Lake University – San Antonio
  • Texas Lutheran Univ – Seguin
  • University Of Cal – San Bernardino
  • Oregon University – Portland
  • University Of Detroit – Detroit
  • Baptists Univ Of The Amer- San Antonio
  • Festivals

    • God Fest San Antonio
    • Heaven Fest – Denver
  • Spirit West Oat – Del Mar
  • K-Love Music Festival
  • Las Vegas Comedy Festival – Las Vegas
  • Viva La Musica Festival – San Antonio
  • Hispanic State Fair – San Antonio
  • Jam For George Music Festival – Laredo
  • Jamz Festival – San Antonio
  • Churches

    • Fortress Church – San Antonio
    • Oak Hills Church – San Antonio
    • Alamo City Christian – San Antonio
    • Jubilee Outreach – San Antonio
    • Village Pkwy Baptist – San Antonio
    • Living Faith Church – San Antonio
    • Grace Community – San Antonio
    • Ekklesia – San Antonio
    • Dream Center – Los Angeles
    • First Baptist Of Mckinney
    • First Baptist Of Harlingen
    • First Baptist Of Orlando
    • First Baptist Of North Mobile
    • First Baptist Of Woodstock
    • West Oakwood Baptists – Austin
    • Fellowship Church Grapevine
  • Church Of Christ Friendswood
  • Calvary Church – St Peters
  • Crossroads Baptist – Woodlands
  • First Church Of Nazarene – Gallipolis
  • First Church Of Nazarene – San Antonio
  • First Baptist Of Scottsdale
  • Bethany Community Church – Temple
  • First Baptist Of Boerne – Boerne
  • Family Of Faith – Houston
  • Lucretia Church Ridgeway – Ridgeway
  • Wedgewood Baptist Church – Dallas
  • Northland Church – Longwood
  • N Garland Baptist Fellowship – Garland
  • Bethany Bible Church – Phoenix
  • Lighthouse Tabernacle – Lumberton
  • West Cobb Baptist – Powder Springs
  • New Life Christian Center – Port St Lucie
  • Northern Hills Christian Church – Denver
  • Thomas Road Baptist Church – Phoenix
  • Brooklyn Park Church – Brooklyn Park
  • The Potters House Church – Chicago
  • Village Grave Mission Center – Cleveland
  • Clovis Hills Church – Clovis
  • Clear Point Comm Church – Pasadena
  • Heartland World Minis Church – Dallas
  • Cross Point Baptist – Millington
  • Morningside Church –Port St Lucie
  • Pentecostals Of Alexandria
  • Snoqualmie Valley Alliance – Snohomish
  • Overlake Christina Church – Redmond
  • Columbus Christina Cntr – Columbus
  • Christ The King Catholic – Corpus Christi
  • Prince Of Peach Catholic – San Antonio
  • Word Of Life – Chicago
  • Cornerstone Baptists Church – Amarillo
  • Calvary Chapel – Melbourne
  • Westlake Bible Church – Austin
  • Bethesda Community Church – Ft Worth
  • Oasis Christina Center – Los Angeles
  • First Baptist Of – North Augusta
  • Fellowship Church At Anthem
  • Covenant Life Church – Bremen
  • East Valley Bible Church – Tucson
  • Antelope Church – Lancaster
  • Covenant Family Church – College Station
  • Theaters

    • Lucas Theater – Savannah
    • Spreckels Theater – San Diego
    • Municipal Theater – San Antonio
    • Empire Theater – San Antonio
  • Orpheum Theatre – Phoenix
  • Carlsbad Theatre – Carlsbad
  • Fresno Auditorium – Fresno
  • Majestic Theatre – San Antonio
  • Selena Auditorium – Corpus Christi
  • Laredo Little Theatre – Laredo
  • The Paramount Theatre – Austin
  • Cine El Rey Theatre – Mc Allen
  • Chavez Theatre – El Paso
  • Charities/Benefits

    • American Diabetes
    • Cam’s Ministry
    • Agape Pregnancy Help Center
    • Mission Road Ministry
  • New Missions Ministry
  • Brighton School
  • Project Care
  • St. Jude’s Children Research Hospital
  • Comic Relief
  • Toys For Tots
  • Jimenez Thanksgiving Dinner
  • Texas Family Camp
  • The Answer Evangelistic Ministry
  • Father/Daughter Dinner
  • Now Ministries
  • Southern Evangelists Retreat
  • Military Bases

    • Randolph AFB – San Antonio
    • Lackland AFB – An Antonio
    • Ft. Hood – Killen
    • Ft. Sam Houston – San Antonio
    • Laughlin AFB – Del Rio