Here's what people are saying:

"Cleto can fill a room and get audiences laughing right away. We receive dozens of compliments about him immediately after every show!"

Dave Nowak, www.LaughAllNight.com

"Are we talking about CLETO or JULIO (the name he wanted to be called)? No matter what you call him, you just need to call him. The laughter started for us at the airport and ended as we left the restaurant after the show. His comedy is down to earth and relevant. WE LOVE HIM."

Lucretia Church, Praise Him Ministries, Ridgway, CO

"I've booked Cleto so many times that I deserve one of those loyalty punch cards so I can get the 10th show free! Just plain book him... his heart is great, his manner is friendly, and his shows are hilarious."

Luke Bodley, Executive Producer, Heaven Fest

"... the funniest man to ever grace our stage..."

Aaron Jayne, The Dream Center, Los Angeles, CA

"Cleto is so funny it hurts! You WILL leave with pain in your stomach from laughter. This dude is hilarious!"

Rosemary Ruiz, Heartland Church, Las Colinas, TX

"Awesome... that is, after you get past his name. Cleto held our people up with no mercy. We finally had to call the cops!"

Keith Scarborough, Morning Star Church, O'Fallon, MO

"Cleto was amazing! We're already booking him to come back next year."

Peter Bergman, Family of Faith Lutheran Church, Houston, TX

"Cleto has got it all. I've never seen anyone die of laughter... except the woman next to me during Cleto's show."

David Reyes, Elevation '08 / Fellowship of Christian Athletes, Uvalde, TX

"Another home run! We laughed until it hurt... and then laughed some more. We will bring Cleto back again and again, because he delivers every time."

Wayne Shuffield, Baptist General Convention of Texas

"An Engineering Conference where everyone is crying from laughter? I don't know how we will top this."

Rowdy Brixey, Interstate Brands Corporation, Kansas City, MO

"This guy is one taco short of a full fiesta platter. Cleto Rodriguez is crazy... one of the funniest comedians we have ever had at North Mobile."

Dr. Ed Litton, First Baptist North Mobile (AL)

"He is San Antonio culture wrapped up in a barrel of laughs..."

Noreen Fowler, Eagle Valley Homes, San Antonio, TX

"... absolutely fantastic, from the moment we picked him up from the airport. His performance was hilarious!"

Cari Wooley, Cascade College, Portland, OR