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the best family friendly laughs of your life

I’m a nationally touring comedian with over 20 years of experience performing for crowds of all kinds. I have 10 years as an on-air personality in San Antonio drawing viewers and ratings. My one-of-a-kind music and comedy special just launched on Amazon Prime and DryBar comedy channel. Take a moment to find out more about me and book me for your next event!

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CLETONES now available to download

iPhone
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STREAMING

Watch Cleto’s comedy specials

Prime Video – Devil, Get the Heck outta Here!
Prime Video – Cleto is my real name
Dry Bar

EVENTS

come see me

Humor For Heroes Charity Comedy Show

November 10 @ 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm

Laugh All Night

February 24 @ 7:00 pm - 9:00 pm

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